Just Call Me Your Daddy… (Maybe)
Posted by VeRonda Wicks August 31st, 2010Man… it is still Rodney King who said it best… Okay, so you all know I’m not the biggest LeBron James‘ fan, but after reading an article about a man suing LeBron (and his mom), I’m sorta hoping he comes out on top on this one (Uh, well, if it’s not true).
D.C. lawyer, Leicester Bryce Stovell (funny and similar letters, huh?), is suing LeBron and his mom, Gloria, basically because he says he’s LeBron’s father and they’re saying he’s not. That’s it in a nutshell. Stovell is saying he met Gloria in a Washington bar and restaurant (Uh rah, she was like 15 or 16 at the time, but let’s go along with it.), hooked up with her, and didn’t see her again… Obviously, creating LeBron. Stovell appears to be a bit salty because he’s being denied paternity (Paternity? Crack up! Isn’t LeBron like 62? Doesn’t this happen when the child is like 3 months?).
LeBron’s attorneys are like, really dude, you didn’t want anything to do with this kid (apparently) and now he has one of the biggest contracts in NBA history and it is simultaneously lining up with you wanting to be in your alleged kid’s life? Wow… (NOTE: This was me paraphrasing the attorneys’ words… Not sure if “dude” was actually in the court notes.).
Integrity and dignity are the only two things I’m bringing up… I hope these traits prevail.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Hey I’m Bill Gates father and I’m gonna file suit as well. Oprah is my daughter too and she owes me! “I love it when you call me big poppa!”
Kid Funkedelic
September 7th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Kid, you’re hilarious. I knew I saw resemblance between you and Gates. LOL!
September 23rd, 2010 at 3:41 am
Well, maybe, he (the alleged father) needs his “son” now more than ever.. let the DNA test show who’s talking loud.. and even if he “was” not a good father, he might still be a father to him..(before the silver cord is loosed)
September 24th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I’d love to see the results, too. It’s funny how the parent/child relationships switch up when parents get older. I don’t agree that he’s just coming into his when he didn’t seem interested when he was younger, but I guess it’s never too late.
October 5th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
why isn’t no one asking if he ever paid child support?! if he cared as much as he claims he does, then he would have been paying child support even with his doubts! he had confidence in the test when it exempted him from paying support but not he has no confidence in the test now that LaBone is a gazillionaire!!!!! Child please!!!!
Kid Funkedelic
October 5th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Kid, you raise a great point! It’s much to do about nothing, I feel… We’ll see how it turns out. You’re hilarious, BTW.